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detox

by big whatever

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1.
call me 03:23
2.
maybe 03:36
maybe I'm a loser, maybe you should kill me michael jackson couldn't even thrill me i'm built, maybe you should spill me i'm the world's greatest rapper, call me lil b i'm paris hilton, catch me eatin stilton, meltin on a pizza while the spinach be wiltin catch me eatin roquefort, why i'm so broke for? fuck the system, call me a locavore catch me eatin gorgonzola, rhyme from oregon down to nola playin organ in a church band so i can get some granola catch me eatin blue cheese, watchin hella movies rap like the bard, dude, your man be like, shrew, please call me old school, stubborn as a old mule i got that poison, i'm like a toadstool i'm bret michaels, but probably less spiteful travolta, michael, peep the water cycle maybe i'm amazed by the way that you love me maybe i'm about to fly away like a dove, b maybe i just like to talk about the things that bug me maybe i can't get enough of people tryin to hug me maybe you should chop me up and put me on your salad maybe you should play guitar and sing a power ballad maybe up to half of what i say just might be valid maybe i'll divide you like the panama canal did maybe i'm an idiot, maybe i'm stupid maybe i'm legitimate, repeat like the loop did maybe i'm an idiot, maybe i'm a rapper i was in a play once, maybe i'm a actor i'm a crazy diamond, i shine like syd barret i smell like teen spirit, y'all, call me leif garrett call me gary busey, watch me eat a carrot i'm an animal, a rabbit, a ferret i'm a dog, man, i'm a cliché call me rick ross, freeway rapper, producer, maybe not a dj i'm a commodity, sell me on the ebay i'm already irrelevant, i'm on the internet, give me some land, it's to hell with how big i get i guess i figured that i was invincible i am the war on drugs, i am unwinnable i'm indefensible, bad and malevolent i thought i told you, i'm fuckin irrelevant call me da cops, i will take your humanity sit and pretend i don't know why you're mad at me maybe i'm amazed by the way that you love me maybe i'm about to fly away like a dove, b maybe i just like to talk about the things that bug me maybe i can't get enough of people tryin to hug me maybe you should chop me up and put me on your salad maybe you should play guitar and sing a power ballad maybe up to half of what i say just might be valid maybe i'll divide you like the panama canal did
3.
van morrissey, no chorus, b i'm a good idea like sustainable forestry catch me in the forest, where your man be foragin sample the smiths, like i sample van morrisson eatin wild alliums, eatin wild fennel watch me cook it up in a stew with some lentils catch me gettin wild over soul instrumentals call me matt sharp, way i started the rentals you could call me emerson, so transcendental eatin vegetables, cuz my body is a temple i do drugs, cuz my body is a temple fists of fury but i'm better with a pencil during lent, i repent like a sinner yo, i never battle, so i'm always the winner call me richard iii, i'm discontent, like the winter i'm your favorite rapper, plus your favorite vintner catch me in new york eatin hella cheap pizza call me young julius, yeah, little caesar you got beef, you can leave it to bieber i need more cowbell, yes, i got that fever call me chris walken, catch me in the walk-in ball so hard, but first i gotta clock in ball so hard, motherfuckers wanna can me call me toucan sam, catch me in the tree canopy yo, i make loops like the fruit did use a word that don't mean nothin, like looptid i sang on actor, and if you missed it you probably think this song is about you, call me bisquick you could call me seven, you could call me soda so vice city you could call me ray liotta catch me writin raps like i got a fuckin quota now i'mma just chill while you listen to the coda
4.
take my mixtape, throw it in the blender will it blend? yes, it will. i surrender call me robert e. lee, associate freely you could call me dan, man, i'm so fuckin steely mgmt, electric feel, b call me raffi, banana phone, peel me call me roger daltrey, can you see the real me? call me phil dalton, got a beard, feel me? you know i'm stupid, i put that on everything do what i want, man, rap all day and never sing every breath you take, i'll be watchin you forever, sting always stayin leafy, man, you could call me evergreen i'm forever young, call me rod stewart make a lotta left turns, call me tony stewart captain of the enterprise, call me patrick stewart that's a good thing, call me martha stewart verse two, comin at ya like blitzkrieg astral weeks, if i ventured into the slipstream that music i hear, i get misty the moment you're near, you make me feel like i'm 16 makin flippy floppy, like talking heads, risd art school, chapel ceiling like the sistene i was locked up, man, did y'all even miss me? i'm eatin hole foods, yeah, i'm talkin swiss cheese call me swizz beats, i'm eatin emmenthaler yeah i got the scoop, i'm a melon baller i'm a shot caller, i'm eatin gruyère call me babe ruth, i need a new chair i want a new drug, i want some vans, man i'm eatin rolo, american like bandstand i'm playin solo, i'm playin in a band, man catch me in your band's van, bumpin enter sandman something happens then i'm head over heels i never find out, until i run outta feels ooh, girl, shock me like electeric eels i'm the difference between phil spector and seal write a stupid hook without pickin the verse give a fuck if it's terse, cuz i'm so sick and cursed people hate me like i was the chicken verse call me fred durst, yeah, i'm the frickin worst ayn rand paul ryan adam's apple cider vinegar, bragg like i was a prize fighter 50 on my wrist, bitch, yes, i rhyme tighter you know i stay green just like a lime lighter living in the limelight, the universal dream fishin in the river, like a loon immersed in streams streamin from the cloud, man, you could call it cloud rap i'm about my sounds, man, i just call it loud rap chairman mao rap, eternal dao shit that make you move, got that make you say wow shit make your ass hallucinate, like it grew in cow shit it make you think and it's touching like about schmidt call me neil armstrong, catch me on the moon and shit i'll cook it up and put in the can like some tuna fish call me robert goulet, the way i'm croonin, rich bitch, i'm stupider than sayin that you're too legit something happens then i'm head over heels i never find out, until i run outta feels ooh, girl, shock me like electeric eels i'm the difference between phil spector and seal write a stupid hook without pickin the verse give a fuck if it's terse, cuz i'm so sick and cursed people hate me like i was the chicken verse call me fred durst, yeah, i'm the frickin worst
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lunar swag 04:20
bitch, i think i'm basedgod, all my cheese foreign i'm at the trader joe's, man, wal-mart is boring saddle on my back cause i think i'm rick warren people fuck with me cause they think i'm jp morgan 30 on my dick cause i look like action bronson 100 on my wrist cause i act like ron swanson i'm a gay wedding, johnson & johnson so much cheese, you could call me wisconsin call me andrew johnson, call me james madison bitch, i'm fuckin evil, call me sheldon adelson million on my dick cuz i look like rupert murdoch bitch, super size me, call me morgan spurlock call me morgan freeman, audio streamin so national, i stay down with my demons call me daniel johnston, i'm boxin with the devil bitch, i'm drinkin tea, man, fuck a fuckin red bull swag, swag, swag, swag swag, swag, swag, swag swag, swag, swag, swag swag, swag, swag, swag people are walkin around lookin for some stuff to do bitch, i'm gonna televise the revolution everybody lookin like they only thinkin bout sex and food me, i'm looking something like the moon girls love me cause i look like phil dalton i'm behind the camera, call me leonard maltin got hella mason jars, bitch, i'm ballin watch the throne, i'm eatin saltines with the sultan i'm a millionaire, i'm a slum dog captain morgan, i'm drinkin rum, dawg call me sailor jerry, bitch, i'm jerry seinfeld racist archon, michael richard's mind meld girls think i'm lil b, because i rhyme well everybody tryin to hear the story that my rhymes tell yeah, i rhyme swell, but do my rhymes sell? that's the type of question where the only answer time tells i'm improvin homes like my name was al borland shouts to frog, yeah, shouts to marc borkan girls love me cuz i look like billy corgan get caught with 30 rocks, the cop look like tracy morgan catch me playin organ in oregon, i'm stupid swag, swag, swag, swag swag, swag, swag, swag swag, swag, swag, swag swag, swag, swag, swag people are walkin around lookin for some stuff to do bitch, i'm gonna televise the revolution everybody lookin like they just thinkin bout sex and food me, i'm looking something like the moon
6.
fire 03:48
if you got my mixtape, you better fuckin blast it i don't give a fuck if you don't even like that rap shit i'm gettin baked while other people gettin plastered don't matter what i'm on, i'm still drivin distracted runnin off the road cuz I'm makin a sandwich i'm so low, like your man's pitch known to grow a vegetable, i might even can it i'm built to spill, like the plan, captain planet fuck the epa, that's a wolf in sheep's clothing me, i make a difference, you could too, if you grow things it's a lot of pressure, when people think you know things catch me havin freakouts, i'm just karl roving call me a republican, i'm a dying breed all i do is sit there and roll around in lies and greed catch me makin mead, catch me makin cider catch me smokin weed, never seen without a lighter i rage against machines, you could sleep now in the fire call me jim rome, the way i'm burnin with desire call me oscar peterson, call me oscar meyer half thich quang duc, half richard pryor makin solo shit cuz my crew is so lame they probably think this song is about them, so vain my head is all empty, like I got no brain rewind, selector, nevermind, kurt cobain catch me actin out like i did a bunch of cocaine see me on the internet, chocolate is a slow rain i'm so gucci, you should check my flippin flow, mane people think i'm cool because people think i know trane that's not to say i don't, not to say that i do so what, i'm listenin to born on the bayou i rap so good, take my word that i'm fly, dude if you like my music, you can't see me on da itunes catch me on bandcamp, i'm the fuckin man catch me in a van, like lampin with some fans i'm listenin to vans, catch me gettin hyphy i don't even care if any white people like me i rage against machines, you could sleep now in the fire call me jim rome, the way i'm burnin with desire call me oscar peterson, call me oscar meyer half thich quang duc, half richard pryor
7.
don't you 03:06
this is what happens, when i start rappin nothin sounds of silence, sounds of wildin shouts to the pizza mob, represent the island reppin key west, open up the tea chest you're brian dunkelman, i'm ryan seacrest eatin hella chicken breast, catch me on a weed quest why i burn the bush for? that's how i de-stress listenin to four tet, watchin like four teds catch me playin four square, catch me on the floor dead i'm bringin shit back, gettin hella store cred i'm sean connery, craven moorehead yes, i get more bread, yes, i get more dough bitch, i'm hercules, call me kevin sorbo catch me in a corn row, catch me at the floor show like to grow my own but you could catch me at the store, tho it's the chorus, girl, shake your booty, now it's the loop, girl, make it fruity, now this the refrain, bitch, i'm ordained i get more paid, lames get more lame you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, don't you? don't you want me, baby? don't you want me, aaaaaah? dance fantastic, ocean full of plastic so shaggy, call me mr. bombastic ordained minister, flow so sinister ball so hard, but first i spit vinegar i spit vitriol, i'm takin adderall i'm smokin cigarettes, down at the mall down at the food court, eatin at the chick-fil-a catch me with my ipod, listenin to i'm gay like to contradict myself, you know i'm spittin wealth big whatever, megamix, 2012 first part, rick ross, last part, adele tick tock, prick cops, i'm at the taco bell yeah, i rock the bells, call me rick rubin reuben sandwich, publix cuban call me marc cuban, catch me growin tubers we are the champions, y'all be the losers it's the chorus, girl, shake your booty, now this the loop, girl, make it fruity, now this the refrain, bitch, i'm ordained i get more paid, lames get more lame you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, don't you? don't you want me, baby? don't you want me, aaaaaah?
8.
cheers 04:36
listen up, now, peep the reverb come to my show, and i'll make you a believer it don't even matter if i suck, seether peep my night moves, bob seger call me pete seeger, call me pete yorn you could take a pilgrimage to the spot that i was born and you know i make it pop like some corn everybody versus me, jason bourne call me jason alexander the great i write pretty fast, cuz y'all people can't wait yes, i move weight it is written; destiny, fate and i'm baked as a cake sometimes i feel like i'm about to break but i know that what i got is rare, steak and i'm at least half as real as all of you fakes i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion second verse, ain't much better could be worse, get the cheddar get the swiss, get havarti i must be missin the part of my brain that likes to party i only do drugs so i can get spiritual and perhaps it also make me more lyrical took three months off, still got material i think i'm al gore, super cereal i'm the best, that's an inconvenient truth my development arrested, something like a bluth and you could find me on the beach like a shark's tooth find me on some beech like a bear's head tooth yeah, shaggy like a lion's mane yo, save me, i'm dyin, mane i'm the godfather, herman cain writin rhymes, earnin fame i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion
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bitch, i'm rick ross, bitch, i'm rick perry bitch, i'm rick steves, bitch, i'm steve perry, bitch, i'm richard scary, deborah harry, call me dirty harry, smokin herb and drinkin perry bitch, i'm smokin weed, i'm drinkin cider playin mortal kombat, playin street fighter call me martha stewart, trade like a insider i don't give a fuck, i'm a truck like a ryder call me u-haul, way i do haul i'm a total drag, man, call me rupaul eatin red snapper till i get blue balls red fish, blue fish, shit, it's a zoo, y'all call me too tall, i'm a screwball got a screw loose, i don't ball how you ball got the silkiest chops like i'm lou rawls big whatever, man, i don't even do small somethin nothin guns butter milk toast vegetables everything bitch, i'm a actor, bitch, i'm a rapper bitch, i'm ordained, bitch, that's a pastor i'm the foundation of the spectacular catch me in a cape, cuz i swag like dracula pull the lever, call me big whatever me givin a fuck? i'm like never i sever the head from the shoulders of all lames they probably think this song is about them, all vain stupid dumb smart dumb mixtape album ice cream donuts uppers downers chiba shrooms city country big whatever
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phil collins 04:42
eight months, man, i've had enough detox every week that goes by just thins out the weed fog everything up and down, feelin like a see-saw mess with me, i'll knock you straight up out your reeboks with the clarity, comes anxiety becomin too hard to supress the shit inside of me feelin like i wasn't built to fit in this society step to me, i'll knock you straight up out your nikes everybody buy me shit, cuz everybody likes me but i don't think you even wanna see into my psyche i don't wanna work, i just wanna get hyphy i wanna sell a mil, and just do this full time, b how come it's so hard? why it's like that? how come god created all these people that don't even like rap? i see why people watch tv to make the time pass i'm just tryin to get some music out before my prime's past and i can feel it comin it's in the air tonight i know how bad i want it i force myself to write i don't need a home i just need a studio i think i'm phil collins sus-sussudio smoke a lot of cigarettes, call me phil dalton against all odds, i'm gettin paid like phil collins even tho i'm damaged kinda like henry rollins $400 on my ebt card, (i'm) ballin i'm hood rich, workin on net famous know you're blessed if you can live off your net payment just get up when you fall on some wet pavement life, at best, is roulette, so you best face it if da house always wins, fuck that, i got explosives i'm blowin up this bitch, if i fail at self promotion society is broken, this my diagnosis medicine and poison be the same except for dosage the rich don't get that the same goes for money college-educated, but you lookin like a dummy chokin on your privilege, fam can't fill their tummies while they lock the kid up, cuz he chose to smoke the cudi, shit and i can feel it comin it's in the air tonight i know how bad i want it bitch, i was born to write homie, i don't need a home i just need a studio bitch, i'm phil collins sus-sussudio
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the best 05:47
and you know i'm the best yet so oppressed, stressed, and depressed, not enough rest, but i digress reinhold messner, look at this mess so i work to ensure that i'm blessed with success y'all so vain, so i'm dressed to impress can't hold me back, i'm free as the press i just do my thing and everybody obsessed i'm the greatest like ali bitch, you know my music get you higher than a molly y'all a bunch of clones, dolly bitch, i'm smokin cigarettes at the fuckin mall, b so many people on this planet and out of em all, i'm the fuckin best yeah, i'm one in seven billion hey, what you want, i'm the fuckin best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best and nobody's as bad as me see the fruits of my labor, like i was an apple tree only one that comes close, johnny fuckin appleseed all of y'all combined ain't even half as skilled as half of me i'm bigger than my body, like my name was john mayer travel back in time just to hate on a player somethin like a virgin, somethin like a prayer swaggin to the max, like your man don't even care so many people on this planet and out of em all, i'm the fuckin best yeah, i'm one in seven billion hey, what you want, i'm the fuckin best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best so many people on this planet and out of em all, i'm the fuckin best yeah, i'm one in seven billion hey, what you want, i'm the fuckin best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best
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even better 05:29

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