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released March 18, 2014

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Track Name: maybe
maybe I'm a loser, maybe you should kill me
michael jackson couldn't even thrill me
i'm built, maybe you should spill me
i'm the world's greatest rapper, call me lil b

i'm paris hilton, catch me eatin stilton,
meltin on a pizza while the spinach be wiltin
catch me eatin roquefort, why i'm so broke for?
fuck the system, call me a locavore

catch me eatin gorgonzola, rhyme from oregon down to nola
playin organ in a church band so i can get some granola
catch me eatin blue cheese, watchin hella movies
rap like the bard, dude, your man be like, shrew, please

call me old school, stubborn as a old mule
i got that poison, i'm like a toadstool
i'm bret michaels, but probably less spiteful
travolta, michael, peep the water cycle



maybe i'm amazed by the way that you love me
maybe i'm about to fly away like a dove, b
maybe i just like to talk about the things that bug me
maybe i can't get enough of people tryin to hug me

maybe you should chop me up and put me on your salad
maybe you should play guitar and sing a power ballad
maybe up to half of what i say just might be valid
maybe i'll divide you like the panama canal did



maybe i'm an idiot, maybe i'm stupid
maybe i'm legitimate, repeat like the loop did
maybe i'm an idiot, maybe i'm a rapper
i was in a play once, maybe i'm a actor

i'm a crazy diamond, i shine like syd barret
i smell like teen spirit, y'all, call me leif garrett
call me gary busey, watch me eat a carrot
i'm an animal, a rabbit, a ferret

i'm a dog, man, i'm a cliché
call me rick ross, freeway
rapper, producer, maybe not a dj
i'm a commodity, sell me on the ebay

i'm already irrelevant, i'm on the internet,
give me some land, it's to hell with how big i get
i guess i figured that i was invincible
i am the war on drugs, i am unwinnable

i'm indefensible, bad and malevolent
i thought i told you, i'm fuckin irrelevant
call me da cops, i will take your humanity
sit and pretend i don't know why you're mad at me



maybe i'm amazed by the way that you love me
maybe i'm about to fly away like a dove, b
maybe i just like to talk about the things that bug me
maybe i can't get enough of people tryin to hug me

maybe you should chop me up and put me on your salad
maybe you should play guitar and sing a power ballad
maybe up to half of what i say just might be valid
maybe i'll divide you like the panama canal did
Track Name: vegetables ii
van morrissey, no chorus, b
i'm a good idea like sustainable forestry
catch me in the forest, where your man be foragin
sample the smiths, like i sample van morrisson

eatin wild alliums, eatin wild fennel
watch me cook it up in a stew with some lentils
catch me gettin wild over soul instrumentals
call me matt sharp, way i started the rentals

you could call me emerson, so transcendental
eatin vegetables, cuz my body is a temple
i do drugs, cuz my body is a temple
fists of fury but i'm better with a pencil

during lent, i repent like a sinner
yo, i never battle, so i'm always the winner
call me richard iii, i'm discontent, like the winter
i'm your favorite rapper, plus your favorite vintner



catch me in new york eatin hella cheap pizza
call me young julius, yeah, little caesar
you got beef, you can leave it to bieber
i need more cowbell, yes, i got that fever

call me chris walken, catch me in the walk-in
ball so hard, but first i gotta clock in
ball so hard, motherfuckers wanna can me
call me toucan sam, catch me in the tree canopy

yo, i make loops like the fruit did
use a word that don't mean nothin, like looptid
i sang on actor, and if you missed it
you probably think this song is about you, call me bisquick

you could call me seven, you could call me soda
so vice city you could call me ray liotta
catch me writin raps like i got a fuckin quota
now i'mma just chill while you listen to the coda
Track Name: national thrift disco
take my mixtape, throw it in the blender
will it blend? yes, it will. i surrender
call me robert e. lee, associate freely
you could call me dan, man, i'm so fuckin steely

mgmt, electric feel, b
call me raffi, banana phone, peel me
call me roger daltrey, can you see the real me?
call me phil dalton, got a beard, feel me?

you know i'm stupid, i put that on everything
do what i want, man, rap all day and never sing
every breath you take, i'll be watchin you forever, sting
always stayin leafy, man, you could call me evergreen

i'm forever young, call me rod stewart
make a lotta left turns, call me tony stewart
captain of the enterprise, call me patrick stewart
that's a good thing, call me martha stewart




verse two, comin at ya like blitzkrieg
astral weeks, if i ventured into the slipstream
that music i hear, i get misty
the moment you're near, you make me feel like i'm 16

makin flippy floppy, like talking heads, risd
art school, chapel ceiling like the sistene
i was locked up, man, did y'all even miss me?
i'm eatin hole foods, yeah, i'm talkin swiss cheese

call me swizz beats, i'm eatin emmenthaler
yeah i got the scoop, i'm a melon baller
i'm a shot caller, i'm eatin gruyère
call me babe ruth, i need a new chair

i want a new drug, i want some vans, man
i'm eatin rolo, american like bandstand
i'm playin solo, i'm playin in a band, man
catch me in your band's van, bumpin enter sandman




something happens then i'm head over heels
i never find out, until i run outta feels
ooh, girl, shock me like electeric eels
i'm the difference between phil spector and seal

write a stupid hook without pickin the verse
give a fuck if it's terse, cuz i'm so sick and cursed
people hate me like i was the chicken verse
call me fred durst, yeah, i'm the frickin worst




ayn rand paul ryan adam's apple cider
vinegar, bragg like i was a prize fighter
50 on my wrist, bitch, yes, i rhyme tighter
you know i stay green just like a lime lighter

living in the limelight, the universal dream
fishin in the river, like a loon immersed in streams
streamin from the cloud, man, you could call it cloud rap
i'm about my sounds, man, i just call it loud rap

chairman mao rap, eternal dao shit
that make you move, got that make you say wow shit
make your ass hallucinate, like it grew in cow shit
it make you think and it's touching like about schmidt

call me neil armstrong, catch me on the moon and shit
i'll cook it up and put in the can like some tuna fish
call me robert goulet, the way i'm croonin, rich
bitch, i'm stupider than sayin that you're too legit


something happens then i'm head over heels
i never find out, until i run outta feels
ooh, girl, shock me like electeric eels
i'm the difference between phil spector and seal

write a stupid hook without pickin the verse
give a fuck if it's terse, cuz i'm so sick and cursed
people hate me like i was the chicken verse
call me fred durst, yeah, i'm the frickin worst
Track Name: lunar swag
bitch, i think i'm basedgod, all my cheese foreign
i'm at the trader joe's, man, wal-mart is boring
saddle on my back cause i think i'm rick warren
people fuck with me cause they think i'm jp morgan

30 on my dick cause i look like action bronson
100 on my wrist cause i act like ron swanson
i'm a gay wedding, johnson & johnson
so much cheese, you could call me wisconsin

call me andrew johnson, call me james madison
bitch, i'm fuckin evil, call me sheldon adelson
million on my dick cuz i look like rupert murdoch
bitch, super size me, call me morgan spurlock

call me morgan freeman, audio streamin
so national, i stay down with my demons
call me daniel johnston, i'm boxin with the devil
bitch, i'm drinkin tea, man, fuck a fuckin red bull


swag, swag, swag, swag
swag, swag, swag, swag
swag, swag, swag, swag
swag, swag, swag, swag


people are walkin around lookin for some stuff to do
bitch, i'm gonna televise the revolution
everybody lookin like they only thinkin bout sex and food
me, i'm looking something like the moon




girls love me cause i look like phil dalton
i'm behind the camera, call me leonard maltin
got hella mason jars, bitch, i'm ballin
watch the throne, i'm eatin saltines with the sultan

i'm a millionaire, i'm a slum dog
captain morgan, i'm drinkin rum, dawg
call me sailor jerry, bitch, i'm jerry seinfeld
racist archon, michael richard's mind meld

girls think i'm lil b, because i rhyme well
everybody tryin to hear the story that my rhymes tell
yeah, i rhyme swell, but do my rhymes sell?
that's the type of question where the only answer time tells

i'm improvin homes like my name was al borland
shouts to frog, yeah, shouts to marc borkan
girls love me cuz i look like billy corgan
get caught with 30 rocks, the cop look like tracy morgan
catch me playin organ in oregon, i'm stupid


swag, swag, swag, swag
swag, swag, swag, swag
swag, swag, swag, swag
swag, swag, swag, swag


people are walkin around lookin for some stuff to do
bitch, i'm gonna televise the revolution
everybody lookin like they just thinkin bout sex and food
me, i'm looking something like the moon
Track Name: fire
if you got my mixtape, you better fuckin blast it
i don't give a fuck if you don't even like that rap shit
i'm gettin baked while other people gettin plastered
don't matter what i'm on, i'm still drivin distracted

runnin off the road cuz I'm makin a sandwich
i'm so low, like your man's pitch
known to grow a vegetable, i might even can it
i'm built to spill, like the plan, captain planet

fuck the epa, that's a wolf in sheep's clothing
me, i make a difference, you could too, if you grow things
it's a lot of pressure, when people think you know things
catch me havin freakouts, i'm just karl roving

call me a republican, i'm a dying breed
all i do is sit there and roll around in lies and greed
catch me makin mead, catch me makin cider
catch me smokin weed, never seen without a lighter



i rage against machines, you could sleep now in the fire
call me jim rome, the way i'm burnin with desire
call me oscar peterson, call me oscar meyer
half thich quang duc, half richard pryor






makin solo shit cuz my crew is so lame
they probably think this song is about them, so vain
my head is all empty, like I got no brain
rewind, selector, nevermind, kurt cobain

catch me actin out like i did a bunch of cocaine
see me on the internet, chocolate is a slow rain
i'm so gucci, you should check my flippin flow, mane
people think i'm cool because people think i know trane

that's not to say i don't, not to say that i do
so what, i'm listenin to born on the bayou
i rap so good, take my word that i'm fly, dude
if you like my music, you can't see me on da itunes

catch me on bandcamp, i'm the fuckin man
catch me in a van, like lampin with some fans
i'm listenin to vans, catch me gettin hyphy
i don't even care if any white people like me


i rage against machines, you could sleep now in the fire
call me jim rome, the way i'm burnin with desire
call me oscar peterson, call me oscar meyer
half thich quang duc, half richard pryor
Track Name: don't you
this is what happens, when i start rappin
nothin
sounds of silence, sounds of wildin
shouts to the pizza mob, represent the island

reppin key west, open up the tea chest
you're brian dunkelman, i'm ryan seacrest
eatin hella chicken breast, catch me on a weed quest
why i burn the bush for? that's how i de-stress

listenin to four tet, watchin like four teds
catch me playin four square, catch me on the floor dead
i'm bringin shit back, gettin hella store cred
i'm sean connery, craven moorehead

yes, i get more bread, yes, i get more dough
bitch, i'm hercules, call me kevin sorbo
catch me in a corn row, catch me at the floor show
like to grow my own but you could catch me at the store, tho


it's the chorus, girl, shake your booty, now
it's the loop, girl, make it fruity, now
this the refrain, bitch, i'm ordained
i get more paid, lames get more lame

you're so vain,
you probably think this song is about you, don't you?
don't you want me, baby?
don't you want me, aaaaaah?






dance fantastic, ocean full of plastic
so shaggy, call me mr. bombastic
ordained minister, flow so sinister
ball so hard, but first i spit vinegar

i spit vitriol, i'm takin adderall
i'm smokin cigarettes, down at the mall
down at the food court, eatin at the chick-fil-a
catch me with my ipod, listenin to i'm gay

like to contradict myself, you know i'm spittin wealth
big whatever, megamix, 2012
first part, rick ross, last part, adele
tick tock, prick cops, i'm at the taco bell

yeah, i rock the bells, call me rick rubin
reuben sandwich, publix cuban
call me marc cuban, catch me growin tubers
we are the champions, y'all be the losers


it's the chorus, girl, shake your booty, now
this the loop, girl, make it fruity, now
this the refrain, bitch, i'm ordained
i get more paid, lames get more lame

you're so vain,
you probably think this song is about you, don't you?
don't you want me, baby?
don't you want me, aaaaaah?
Track Name: cheers
listen up, now, peep the reverb
come to my show, and i'll make you a believer
it don't even matter if i suck, seether
peep my night moves, bob seger

call me pete seeger, call me pete yorn
you could take a pilgrimage to the spot that i was born
and you know i make it pop like some corn
everybody versus me, jason bourne

call me jason alexander the great
i write pretty fast, cuz y'all people can't wait
yes, i move weight
it is written; destiny, fate

and i'm baked as a cake
sometimes i feel like i'm about to break
but i know that what i got is rare, steak
and i'm at least half as real as all of you fakes


i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen
watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson
i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin
you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion

i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen
watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson
i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin
you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion





second verse, ain't much better
could be worse, get the cheddar
get the swiss, get havarti
i must be missin the part of my brain that likes to party

i only do drugs so i can get spiritual
and perhaps it also make me more lyrical
took three months off, still got material
i think i'm al gore, super cereal

i'm the best, that's an inconvenient truth
my development arrested, something like a bluth
and you could find me on the beach like a shark's tooth
find me on some beech like a bear's head tooth

yeah, shaggy like a lion's mane
yo, save me, i'm dyin, mane
i'm the godfather, herman cain
writin rhymes, earnin fame


i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen
watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson
i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin
you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion

i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen
watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson
i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin
you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion
Track Name: stupid (drank)
bitch, i'm rick ross, bitch, i'm rick perry
bitch, i'm rick steves, bitch, i'm steve perry,
bitch, i'm richard scary, deborah harry,
call me dirty harry, smokin herb and drinkin perry

bitch, i'm smokin weed, i'm drinkin cider
playin mortal kombat, playin street fighter
call me martha stewart, trade like a insider
i don't give a fuck, i'm a truck like a ryder

call me u-haul, way i do haul
i'm a total drag, man, call me rupaul
eatin red snapper till i get blue balls
red fish, blue fish, shit, it's a zoo, y'all

call me too tall, i'm a screwball
got a screw loose, i don't ball how you ball
got the silkiest chops like i'm lou rawls
big whatever, man, i don't even do small



somethin
nothin
guns
butter

milk
toast
vegetables
everything



bitch, i'm a actor, bitch, i'm a rapper
bitch, i'm ordained, bitch, that's a pastor
i'm the foundation of the spectacular
catch me in a cape, cuz i swag like dracula

pull the lever, call me big whatever
me givin a fuck? i'm like never
i sever the head from the shoulders of all lames
they probably think this song is about them, all vain


stupid
dumb
smart
dumb

mixtape
album
ice cream
donuts

uppers
downers
chiba
shrooms

city
country
big
whatever
Track Name: phil collins
eight months, man, i've had enough detox
every week that goes by just thins out the weed fog
everything up and down, feelin like a see-saw
mess with me, i'll knock you straight up out your reeboks

with the clarity, comes anxiety
becomin too hard to supress the shit inside of me
feelin like i wasn't built to fit in this society
step to me, i'll knock you straight up out your nikes

everybody buy me shit, cuz everybody likes me
but i don't think you even wanna see into my psyche
i don't wanna work, i just wanna get hyphy
i wanna sell a mil, and just do this full time, b

how come it's so hard? why it's like that?
how come god created all these people that don't even like rap?
i see why people watch tv to make the time pass
i'm just tryin to get some music out before my prime's past




and i can feel it comin
it's in the air tonight
i know how bad i want it
i force myself to write

i don't need a home
i just need a studio
i think i'm phil collins
sus-sussudio



smoke a lot of cigarettes, call me phil dalton
against all odds, i'm gettin paid like phil collins
even tho i'm damaged kinda like henry rollins
$400 on my ebt card, (i'm) ballin

i'm hood rich, workin on net famous
know you're blessed if you can live off your net payment
just get up when you fall on some wet pavement
life, at best, is roulette, so you best face it

if da house always wins, fuck that, i got explosives
i'm blowin up this bitch, if i fail at self promotion
society is broken, this my diagnosis
medicine and poison be the same except for dosage

the rich don't get that the same goes for money
college-educated, but you lookin like a dummy
chokin on your privilege, fam can't fill their tummies
while they lock the kid up, cuz he chose to smoke the cudi, shit



and i can feel it comin
it's in the air tonight
i know how bad i want it
bitch, i was born to write

homie, i don't need a home
i just need a studio
bitch, i'm phil collins
sus-sussudio
Track Name: the best
and you know i'm the best
yet so oppressed, stressed, and depressed,
not enough rest, but i digress
reinhold messner, look at this mess

so i work to ensure that i'm blessed with success
y'all so vain, so i'm dressed to impress
can't hold me back, i'm free as the press
i just do my thing and everybody obsessed

i'm the greatest like ali
bitch, you know my music get you higher than a molly
y'all a bunch of clones, dolly
bitch, i'm smokin cigarettes at the fuckin mall, b


so many people on this planet
and out of em all, i'm the fuckin best
yeah, i'm one in seven billion
hey, what you want, i'm the fuckin best


bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best
bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best
bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best
bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best



and nobody's as bad as me
see the fruits of my labor, like i was an apple tree
only one that comes close, johnny fuckin appleseed
all of y'all combined ain't even half as skilled as half of me

i'm bigger than my body, like my name was john mayer
travel back in time just to hate on a player
somethin like a virgin, somethin like a prayer
swaggin to the max, like your man don't even care



so many people on this planet
and out of em all, i'm the fuckin best
yeah, i'm one in seven billion
hey, what you want, i'm the fuckin best

bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best
bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best
bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best
bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best

























so many people on this planet
and out of em all, i'm the fuckin best
yeah, i'm one in seven billion
hey, what you want, i'm the fuckin best

bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best
bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best
bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best
bitch, i'm the best, i'm the best, the best