i'm eatin vegetables, i'm actin out i'm sleepin in, i'm sauerkraut, i'm fermented cabbage, i'm a daikon radish i'm an idiot, i'm michael savage i'm dan savage, i'm fred savage way beyond average, redd fox with red cabbage redd blood cells, unnecessary bass lines the universe, like continuum spacetime try to erase mine, you can't, you wish you could taste mine workin on the waistline takes time and you waste mine i swear i'm chaste, man, yo, peace to the basedgod my rhymes will put you and your crew in your place, god shouts to erik and da pizza faced god try not to want, always make sure to waste not peter piper at the gates of dawn, space rock i make her say [oh] when i poke her face, god you probably think this song is about you don't you, forget about me back in black hole sun, won't you come on eileen sufragette city love will tear us aparty rock is in the house tonight, tonight big whatever, back for round two still get kinda nervous when i get around you you make me red like the box with the stove top stuffing much ado about the shrew, the taming of nothing i'm an actor, marry me, john you couldn't check me, gotta carry me on the lunatic is on the grass, yeah, that's the lawn i'm every man, i'm every woman, chaka khan my sharona, my diploma i'm richard rogers, oklahoma! peep the fragrance, yo, smell the aromas i never nap, cuz naps are the cousin of comas new york state of mind, dude, i'm all about it some think it's too crowded, but it's good for the loud kids my work is so lauded, i'm eatin two calzones, in the alternate universe where gore won in 2000 you probably think this song is about you don't you, forget about me back in black hole sun, won't you come on eileen paradise city love will tear us aparty hard knock life ain't nothin but a dreamweaver you don't have to care about me, just like my favorite things i don't care if you got cream, just as long as you can swing you can invade my dreams, long as i can make you steam i can't even tell the difference between a taco and love supreme john coltrane, '63, newport 3 packs plus 3 cigs, that's 63 newports i want to talk about you, but i can't find the words i'm chasin another trane, my impressions are absurd alexander graham cracker taco beller rockefeller melle mel and big whatever roll in busted ass jetta here come the hotstepper, from the steppes like a shepherd i'm salt and pepper, get cheddar like david guetta but better whatever tho you probably think this song is about you don't you, forget about me back in black hole sun, won't you come on eileen sufragette city love will tear us aparty hard knock life's been good vibrations

you're prince john, richard lewis y'all jokes, richard pryor what's my line? jerry lewis i'm austin powers. mike myers tires on the bus go round and round, and i'm drivin, i'm wired, i'm lost, i'm found, it's late, could i just be uninspired? my desire's to compose as inspired as 70's wire it's not all roses, mostly thorns, just throw me in the fire smokin the potentest dope and supposin it's workin toastin and boastin, i'm up in convenience stores clerkin watchin young turks on my computer at perkin's other window's xtube, jerkin like berserk with a merkin the perks of workin i find to be outnumbered by the pitfalls i'm it, brah, this shit's raw, can't sit, nah, legit, raw so bizarre, i'm like caesar on a see-saw shouts to weezer, lil b, of montreal some people think that i could blow up, i know i always show up woody allen said 80% of it is showing up the rules are made up, the other 20% don't matter i heard success is served to the willing on a platter swing, batter, swing, drummer, swing lo, magellan swing lo, sweet pepsi truck, gatorade fierce melon call me dr. scholl's, you could be sure that I'm gellin' people fillin shopping carts with the beats that I be sellin lookin for the words to make the hottest 16 ever sweet 16-channel interface, let's build something together i get low like bowie, at times a home despot george prescott bush, i'm swingin like the red sox i make the best rock, best rap, best electric pop i'm silly like the rabbit you see on the front of the trix box i sit around in thick socks, cookin hella chex mix lookin for the magic bullet that'll give your man the best mix they say i'm too sick, too ill, stuffed up, congested me, i'm the best, yeah, that's what the best said the game is rigged, man, corruption is vested give a few of em mansions, and the rest get arrested i can't be bested, it's wesson, not west, kid, snappy & floyd in case you couldn't have guessed it blessed with the willingness to put up with near infinite crap man, fuck what you want, i'm goin in for a nap

no brakes, no gas either no clutch, can't grasp why you're huffin ether why you like nickelback, why you like seether rock game is fucked up, i'mma take a breather rap game fucked too, i don't like neither jokes, i like everything, except for seether cider in the fridge, money in the freezer life is beautiful, i only wanna please her i'll meet with you for coffee but let me drink my tea first i'm almost ready, now, i hella gotta pee, first sea horse in a sea hearse, aqua-necromancer, sea curse seafood restaurant, you can't see me writin free verse put the car in reverse, fast forward, selectah inspector morse, i'm the best in the sector lookin toward mecca spittin rhymes that'll wreck ya larry the cable guy, health inspector no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes yo, it feels like back to bedlam, back to bedrock tryin to do something other than get high and watch ted talks i'm fred flintstone, i'm the rock and then some i been dumb, leave a trail of tears and breadcrumbs you want more words? but i already said some i gotta catch em all like my name was ash ketchum i'm eatin ketchup, pull all the vetch up i'll hang a sketch up, go on, offer your kvetch up catch me eatin green eggs, catch me eatin ham catch me at the dollar store, buyin up the spam you could see me all up in the club like i was sam j. edgar herbert larry boss hoover dam beaver dam, the great deceiver, damn chicken sandwiches, i'm a wide receiver, man straight from lebanon, just like the cedar, man et tu, brute, julius caesar man no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes no brakes, no brakes, no brakes, no brakes

Lost in a forest of despair on a song with no chorus Lookin for words for depression all up in the thesaurus Drowning in an ocean of emotion, looking for a lotion that'll soothe this pain, a potion that'll cure my aching brain I mean the part of it you call my heart, my emotional center Floyd's just tryin to enter the way the Wu-Tang enter But I find myself so discontented like Richard's winter I mean the summer's almost here but to me it feels like December If you wanna be mad at me, I know you're gonna be You know I don't wanna see you like this You're all pissed, I find myself dismissed walkin away empty-handed like no presents on Christmas I'm done making excuses, I'm demanding explanations I won't stop the investigation till I can see the causations This situation demands mad patience, but I'll wait it out I wanna give good sensations, you deserve nothing short of elation, damn, girl

feeling way too vulnerable, susceptible something's going wrong, must be the lack of vegetables my flow is strong like a wrecking ball, to heck with y'all i'll do it by myself if myself can stand itself at all internal conflict is easy to resolve wait 20 to 30 minutes after the pills dissolve i went to the doctor, now my canvas isn't blank no depression, still got hella angst tell the fellas thanks, for everything they do for me sometimes i can't make words come out, they must think i'm stupid, b not brave enough, to get myself where i should be imagine my surprise when i see that they lookin at me like i'm some big thing, some kinda prophet you could hand me the torch, but i'm probably gonna drop it this shit could flop, or it could make a record profit oh, is that the throne? alright, i guess i'll watch it vegetables plants vegetables that's right, man vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables everybody look at me, i'm so complicated i get faded every day cause i think it'll help me make it gettin hecka baked, tryin to fake it till it happens i guess it must be workin cuz they're cheerin when i'm rappin apple jacks and captain, never catch me nappin cap and trade, day trader, day tripper, eric clapton my guitar gently weeps but my voice box is screamin cash rules everything around east cleveland cash rules everything around where i'm from cash is king, cash cow, catch me gettin dumb catch me gettin lit, catch me gettin high books are in the black, yeah, i'm gettin by yeah, i'm gettin paper, yeah, i'm gettin bling cash rules everything around everything yeah, i'm rollin l's, yeah, i'm rollin blunts leader of the pack, yeah, i'm in the front vegetables think about it, man vegetables yo, you don't understand vegetables they'll put you in a can vegetables but i've got a plan vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables vegetables

this shit sound like chillin, i said straight loungin' my boys get down to reel around the fountain you're lacking in stature, me, I'm a mountain my pen is huge, ballpoint, fountain scan the dance floor for the shorty I'll be mountin you could make a wish, while I'm peein in the fountain i'm the ceo, plus i do all the accountin king of the hill? i'm a mountain people say what people say most people say stuff like every day most people are a lot like you you probably don't know what you would do if you got what you want if you got what you want I'm like ludacris mixed with peter criss I'm better than lakutis, shorty let's do this i'm an honorable man, call me brutus shorty, you're the cutest, come on, let's do this i'm brutal with my honesty, y'all don't even wanna see dudes act like pirrhannas, b, yo, I'm drinkin honest tea spend the morning with the fauna in the salty sea, chillin with a manatee, all up in the sauna, see half-cool, half-gringo watch the green come, watch the green go beans grow, heems flow, greens grow, teen shows where I come from, it's all shuffleboard and bingo used to sling pizza, like, how y'all wings go? i can kinda rap, but i wish that i could sing, though i'm eatin pringles, hittin skins like ringo canine in heat, frisky dingo if you got what you want if you got what you want if you got what you want if you got what you want

you want bars? well, i got some used to be smart, then i got dumb purple swag, yeah, i rock plum dick cheney, man, shotgun unforgiven, never unforgotten call me johnny fermented cuz i ain't down with rotten waste is the only sin, yo, pee in my compost bin i meant the other bin, nah, the other other bin got a wicked pile, but probably in denial if you don't like it, then you could turn the dial catch me high as mountaintops, catch me getting wild catch me, cuz i'm falling, only lie is my smile so broken, so fragile, it feel like a downward spiral come at you with teeth, slip away for a while robert the bruce springsteen, the river nile hey, sexy lady, oppan gangnam style smash my brains in, rub the stains in, chocolate chip? nah. oatmeal raisin peanut butter, y'all catch me vapin kanjeezy, y'all, i'm amazing aiyyo that's amazing, elephant talk, internet be patrolled by all these relevance hawks, like some incredible jocks, you know we relish the gawk, one time, i read about cops, it said they was suckas when it comes to jelly, it's homemade, no smuckers, i'm kinda like the opposite of darius rucker i'm the difference between jackie chan and chris tucker i'm the difference between mark zuckerberg and jeff zucker yo, suck a bag of d, smoke a bag a weed just watch your fuckin back, should you choose to come at me like we some pikemen, your boys'll be skewered guaranteed make rod strickland sing like rod stewart

yo, catch me on i-10 blowin a fuse this the sound of a man who got nothin to lose i refuse to take the news, i can't handle the blues catch me sayin damn, i'm so fuckin confused gotta pay your dues before you're payin the rent i got it covered, but i'm far from content i got a lot that's good, i got a lot to lament i'll remember who was with me before my ascent and that's no one, they say it looks so fun but i'm at work, dude, i gotta get that dough, son check my flow, son, i know tons, tell me why this feel like gettin shot with a blow gun i'm paige hamilton, i'm unsung destroy my sweater, yeah, i'm comin undone hold this thread, the verse almost done dirty water, unfortunate son catch me on the l train, catch me at the deli way i jam, you would think that i was jelly catch me in my whip, typin on the celly 40404, tweetin #yolo, hittin semis catch me on the television, call me young oprah i'm new nightly, call me tom brokaw catch me throwin shots back, catch me sayin opa catch me speakin out against legislation - sopa i'm on tour in a van like morrisson i'm so beloved, toni morrison love me two times, like i was jim morrison i'm not supposed to like you, but, travis morrison i'm in the forest, falcon head like horus snappy & floyd, y'all, everyone adore us consider all things like michele norris yo, here it come, everybody sing the chorus

my sweaters are argyle, yours more checkerboard what is this, 1, 2, mic check, i'm bored call me a director, way i'm on the board i got hella focus, like i drive a ford you could call me chase by the way i drive a chevy call me don mclean way i drove it to the levy all the way there and that shit was fuckin dry call me good ol boy, way i drink whiskey and rye actor, get paid, get cast, like the die i'm caesar, stab me, fall, caesar, then i die i'm eliza poe, catch me on the stage catch me smokin dro, i'm listenin to rage against the machine, smoove like mr. clean tangerines in my dreams, vines full of green beans wearin tight jeans, gettin cream, sippin lean smokin green like a screen and i'm listenin to queen oh, so you're a baller, a real money maker? dude you must be jokin, i get cream like ginger baker stackin cake, oats like a quaker i'm eating skittles, gin, and snake, i'm in the middle of the lakers for the sake of sake, james blake in the rockies cock so hard motherfuckers wanna block me west virginia, mountain mother of vinegar you could call me popeye, man, i'm such a spinacher where i'm hangin, haters hate when i harangue em girl said i look kinda like jeff mangum shorty said i look kinda like jeff goldblum she say it's cold, i pass my jacket, this a cold room shorty said i look kinda like jeff goldblum man with the golden gun, man with the gold bum goldmember, mike myers, gold chain, rick ross goldstone, steve martin luther vandross deliver like the postal service, way that i give up ups commercial, white board, licensing your stuff i likey, i approve, almighty dollar be so mighty whatever you can do to take em away from whitey i'm developing a plan to take everything from the man it'll take a better war to kill a college-dropout man like me, yo, i'm in the land of the free i'm in home of the brave, hall & oates up in the rave yacht rock samples, set bad examples you could call it desert rap, way i'm smokin camels you could say i'm wreckless, way i never read the manual i really try, man but i kant, like immanuel my words my persona, they all personal to me like dre, i'mma blow up offa puffin them trees why even try when you can light a splif up if your dreams elude you, then maybe you should give up