listen up, now, peep the reverb
come to my show, and i'll make you a believer
it don't even matter if i suck, seether
peep my night moves, bob seger

call me pete seeger, call me pete yorn
you could take a pilgrimage to the spot that i was born
and you know i make it pop like some corn
everybody versus me, jason bourne

call me jason alexander the great
i write pretty fast, cuz y'all people can't wait
yes, i move weight
it is written; destiny, fate

and i'm baked as a cake
sometimes i feel like i'm about to break
but i know that what i got is rare, steak
and i'm at least half as real as all of you fakes


i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen
watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson
i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin
you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion

i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen
watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson
i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin
you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion





second verse, ain't much better
could be worse, get the cheddar
get the swiss, get havarti
i must be missin the part of my brain that likes to party

i only do drugs so i can get spiritual
and perhaps it also make me more lyrical
took three months off, still got material
i think i'm al gore, super cereal

i'm the best, that's an inconvenient truth
my development arrested, something like a bluth
and you could find me on the beach like a shark's tooth
find me on some beech like a bear's head tooth

yeah, shaggy like a lion's mane
yo, save me, i'm dyin, mane
i'm the godfather, herman cain
writin rhymes, earnin fame


i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen
watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson
i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin
you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion

i think i'm jeff beck, beck hansen
watchin ted talks, i think i'm ted danson
i'm kelsey grammer, i'm in the crib lampin
you's a cracker shack, i'm a fuckin mansion