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maybe I'm a loser, maybe you should kill me
michael jackson couldn't even thrill me
i'm built, maybe you should spill me
i'm the world's greatest rapper, call me lil b

i'm paris hilton, catch me eatin stilton,
meltin on a pizza while the spinach be wiltin
catch me eatin roquefort, why i'm so broke for?
fuck the system, call me a locavore

catch me eatin gorgonzola, rhyme from oregon down to nola
playin organ in a church band so i can get some granola
catch me eatin blue cheese, watchin hella movies
rap like the bard, dude, your man be like, shrew, please

call me old school, stubborn as a old mule
i got that poison, i'm like a toadstool
i'm bret michaels, but probably less spiteful
travolta, michael, peep the water cycle



maybe i'm amazed by the way that you love me
maybe i'm about to fly away like a dove, b
maybe i just like to talk about the things that bug me
maybe i can't get enough of people tryin to hug me

maybe you should chop me up and put me on your salad
maybe you should play guitar and sing a power ballad
maybe up to half of what i say just might be valid
maybe i'll divide you like the panama canal did



maybe i'm an idiot, maybe i'm stupid
maybe i'm legitimate, repeat like the loop did
maybe i'm an idiot, maybe i'm a rapper
i was in a play once, maybe i'm a actor

i'm a crazy diamond, i shine like syd barret
i smell like teen spirit, y'all, call me leif garrett
call me gary busey, watch me eat a carrot
i'm an animal, a rabbit, a ferret

i'm a dog, man, i'm a cliché
call me rick ross, freeway
rapper, producer, maybe not a dj
i'm a commodity, sell me on the ebay

i'm already irrelevant, i'm on the internet,
give me some land, it's to hell with how big i get
i guess i figured that i was invincible
i am the war on drugs, i am unwinnable

i'm indefensible, bad and malevolent
i thought i told you, i'm fuckin irrelevant
call me da cops, i will take your humanity
sit and pretend i don't know why you're mad at me



maybe i'm amazed by the way that you love me
maybe i'm about to fly away like a dove, b
maybe i just like to talk about the things that bug me
maybe i can't get enough of people tryin to hug me

maybe you should chop me up and put me on your salad
maybe you should play guitar and sing a power ballad
maybe up to half of what i say just might be valid
maybe i'll divide you like the panama canal did

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from detox, released March 18, 2014

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